JOSHUA
Me: Josh why do you have three shirts on?
J: Because I saw that a meteor was going to hit.
Me: (puzzled) So why do you have three shirts on?
J: So they would protect me. They knock out everyone, you know!
Kurt: You realized if it's be enough too need three shirts, three shirts won't matter.
MICHAEL
Josh: Stop being so annoying!
M: The only thing that is annoying is when Mommy talks!
- Love you too!
(Michael and Hazel were watching Team Umizoomi on the TV)
Me: Michael you really know your shapes. Good Job!
M: I know, I do them all the time at school. Mr. Durand is so silly. He doesn't know his shapes, he asked us all the time to tell him what they are.
Kurt: So how do you feel about not having nap time anymore?
M: Mr. Durand has to hurry to teach us and so we can't have nap time anymore
- I told his teacher Mr. Durand about this and he laughed and said he never realized the kids would think he didn't know anything because he asked them what things are!
(we were working on his homework about vowels)
M: Did you know e's are really bossy
Me: what?
M: they push around the other vowels and make them say their names.
HAZEL
(reading a princess book to Olivia)
H: Cinderella says "NO", Ariel says "NO", Belle says "NO", Aurora says"NO".
-I guess all princess are as stubborn as she is.
(while reading a bible book with a picture of Noah's ark)
H: Hey, those are my animals, you naughty!
(while going to church)
H: It's my church!
Me: No Hazel it's Jesus' church
H: Jesus church, My church!
