Jokes

I just got the new readers digest and they had some great jokes this month so I thought I'd share.

For the holidays one year, rather than send gifts, my friend decided to enclose checks in her greeting cards. Inside each card she wrote, "buy your own presents" and then sent them off. a few months later, she discovered the checks she'd "mailed" under a pile of books.
Ruth Williams

What do you call 40 guys watching the Super Bowl on television? The Detroit Lions

What do you call 100 John Deeres circling a MacDonald's in Iowa? Prom Night

What's a seven-course meal in North Dakota? A hamburger and a six pack.