Audrey wrote a post on these same lines but we had a few we wanted to add:
* $8 pop with $2 refills is still a rip off
*There should be a age and size limit law to bikinis
*Teenage girls have better gun skills then a (to remain nameless) army vet.
*Husbands who can ride every roller coaster tend to think that riding a spinning ride (aka the scrambler) will some how make there stomach explode so they can't bear the thought of riding them
* Electromagnets make the best thrill rides
*Don't bring baby's, there's no point
*Plan on at least $10 for every hour you spend there
*Lockers by the wave cost 75 cents but lockers by the water park are $8
*Don't take pictures with your camera or phone on the wave
*Don't wear a bumpit (period) but especially if you go on water rides
*Double bag your cell phone, water will get through one bag
1 comment:
Nice Jess, very funny!
Post a Comment